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Easy. Go take a breathalyzer test and make a PA saying that this woman acused you for being drunk and that the flight will delayed until this is resolved. Should create some entertainment for the other pax for a couple of hours while you go blow.
+1. Funny stuff. Don't know about the PA announcement though; I wouldn't want
any liability for the verbal abuse she suffers at the hands of other PAX. I'd probably have her told discretely that she caused the delay—the knowledge is probably guilt and shame enough for a
decent person to learn the lesson. If she doesn't get it, then there's probably not much hope anyways.