That's what I mean, if Oha... Ohare? Uwhora? Uhura.

Anyways, what Boomer was saying was that Sulu was jealous because she always got to monitor intergalactic Guard frequency. And now that we know Guard is used for George Michael bathroom style hookup arrangements and general emergencies and lost aircraft stuff, then we know why Sulu is so mad. He's missing out.

You know how you know who is looking for a hook up on Guard? They're the ones that say angrily "ON GUARD." They're testing you. It's like they just wrote on the wall, FOR MANLY LOVE BE HERE MARCH 25TH AT 2:15AM SHARP.

Sort of like this scene from Dumb and Dumber: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oloPwQ9uN-o

I'd post it but he is using the bathroom and I don't know if I'm allowed to post that. It's not for prime time tv. At least not that I know of FCC rules. Of course Glee is, and I can't post some of the pictures from Glee. I mean it took me a moment to realize what scissor sisters might mean. But of course I never went to FSU.

And to keep this relevant to Delta, this is what the largest single fleet of Delta mainline jets looks like:



Wait, that's not mainline! But it's the largest fleet but boy they trick you. All you can read is Delta. You'd think they'd have to write Connec... oh they did. Boy is that hard to see.