Originally Posted by
FlyJSH
But...(sniffle, sniffle) ... but my adviser at
Short Cut to Captain Aviation Institute said I could be in command of an A380 in six months, three if I paid for the
Intercontinental Heavy Jet Course. IT'S NOT FAIR!
Ask them that at the interview, and I'm sure they will give all the time off you need

Holy crap that whole post was AMAZING! AHAHAHAHA!