Yah right....our MEC reps spend all their time wearing togas, having Roman slave girls popping grapes into their mouths whilst slave boys wave giant roc feathers over their heads.

YOU, on the other hand, between slave assignments pulling oars on a slaver galley and being tortured on the rack by management (with MEC cooperation), have all the answers--none specific mind you, but something along the lines of "ALPA sucks, blah blah blah"