Not passing judgment here ... just humoring myself (and maybe others?). I vote for changing the name of this section to "Purple Tales"


"tale" 

noun

1. a narrative that relates the details of some real or imaginary event, incident, or case; story: a tale about Lincoln's dog.
2. a literary composition having the form of such a narrative.
3. a falsehood; lie.
4. a rumor or piece of gossip, often malicious or untrue.