Originally Posted by forgot to bid

I must warn you, using your hat for an iphone holder through security never works out well. Usually I slap the hat on before realizing the phone is still in there. That's a YMMV thing. I think?

As to the difference between a falcon and a eagle? An eagle is of bad moral character. He does not get his living honestly. Too lazy. Poor and often very lousy.

No I'm not talking about Vick either. I'm just quoting Ben Franklin:


And how could a quote from a Founding Father not be complete with a modern one, from B-U-double Z:

With so much drama in the L-A-X
It's kinda hard bein B-U-double-Z
But I somehow, some way
Keep coming up with funky *** ***** about Dems like every single day
May I, kick a little something for the G's (yeah)
And, make a few ends as I breeze through,
It's two in the mornin in the A-T-L but out here my party's still jumpin
Cause my momma ain't home
I got my b****** being displaced from planes wit livin rooms
And they ain't leavin because they got sometin better in da mornin
We got a pocket full of shizzles parkin us all away
They got them some fix to getin them paid
Now this types of **** happens every other day
When you got trip parkin hoes that say fool I gotta get mine
So lets turn off the lights and close the swap board
But (but what) we don't love them trip parkin hoes,
So we gonna smoke a ounce to this
G's up, trip parkin hoes down, while you ************* bounce to this...

Circle complete.