Hilarious Thread..thanks. I have done my freight doggy duties
* At my airline...calling Maintenance for MEL's is like playing Jeopardy:
Alex, i'll take Hydraulic Failures for $300.
* Or dispatch says, So, you lost an engine, you have three more, we will just file you at a lower cruise airspeed.
* Your crew meals say "Fancy Feast" cat food on the side.
* And you get to wear chic Pleather jackets.
Great Posts !