Reminds me of a story that a friend from my regional days tells about heading to his room after a long day of flying. 1st room: occupied with door locked. Returned to front desk. 2nd room: hadn't been cleaned and appeared to have been ransacked. Returned to front desk. 3rd room was a winner. He opened the door to find an overweight and very naked man at the desk in the room who, when startled, stood up and faced my friend. Returned to front desk. Even free dinner/free drinks at the restaurant couldn't help him 'unsee' that.

I use a towel now when I sit in the chairs.