Originally Posted by
ATCsaidDoWhat
To which the astute airman always replies, "Here honey...it's for your husband."

Clever! I've heard a story where a guy came home exhausted and while he was asleep CS called. The fast-thinking wife saved the day by angrily telling them, "What? He's not home. He told me he was on a 4 day trip!" To which CS said, "Oops, you're right. My mistake, sorry to bother you Mrs. _____________." If true, sheer brilliance!