Originally Posted by
forgot to bid
We need a song for this new AE.
I propose, a takeoff of "I Sang Dixie" sung by B-U-double-Z. Hit it!
Dwight Yoakam - I sang Dixie - YouTube 
I sang Dixie, as L.A. died
But people just walked on by, as I cried
The AEs had robbed us, of all our narrowbody pride
So I sang Dixie, as L.A. died
I said way down yonder in the land of cotton (ATL), old times there ain't near as rotten
As they are in this damned old L.A.X.
Narrowbodies drew a dying breath, and I laid the AE against my chest
Please Lord, take this soul back to Dixie
And I sang Dixie, as mainline died
But people just walked on by, as I cried
The JV had robbed us, of all our widebody pride
So I sang Dixie, as mainline died
I say listen to me son while you still can, run to a left seat in Thailand,
Don't you see, what life here has done to me
They closed all those big seats, and I fell to the elongated nine,
No more pain, and now I'm temporarily safe back home in Dixie
And I sang Dixie, as mainline died
But people just walked on by, as I cried
Our weak scope had robbed us, of all our pride
So I sang Dixie as mainline died.
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Frikkin outstanding FTB! LMAO! And not a bad tune either.....