and speaking of taking a ****. an xgf "type" of girl's brother in law is the f16 demonstration pilot for some base in utah. his name is dax so you can search him very easily. anyway, at some point he was in a group crossing the pacific and one of his wingmen had to poo so he unbelted and was going to crap in his helmet bag. well somehow his harnesses got wrapped around the f16s super sensitive stick and pushed it down. without harnesses he got pastered to the canopy and crashed into the pacific.

"oh did he get shot down over iraq?"
errrr.. no he was taking a **** over the atlantic