Time for Ted Nugent to change the lyrics....

"The first time that I got it
I was just ten years old
I got it from some puppy next door
I went and see the Dr. and
He gave me the cure
I think I got it some more

They give me dog scratch fever
dog scratch fever

It's nothin dangerous
I feel no pain
I've got to ch-ch-change
You know you got it when you're going insane
It makes a grown man cryin' cryin'
Won't you make my bed

I make the puppy growl with
The stroke of my hand
They know they gettin' it from me
They know just where to go
When they need their lovin man
They know I do it for free

They give me dog scratch fever
dog scratch fever..."