Originally Posted by TheManager
The Emperor Penguin. It has an upright and regal bearing as the name suggests. But, it is really just as awkward, gawky, and dirty as other penguins.

A bird by name only as it has wings... but for no apparent reason. This bird does not ever fly.


That's hilarious!!

Carl



I left out one other trait. They are very obedient and conformative. When they travel over land and ice, they stay in a single file line never straying. This is known as The March of the penguins.

Additionally, as soon as the female lays an egg, the male dutifully without fail squats on it for about 65 days while the female leaves. He is then relieved when the female comes back in time for the hatching.





So, does this sound like they share any traits with any particular group that sometimes frequents here and Herndon?