Originally Posted by
Jesse
Like government mandated contraception and abortaficients cigarette boats are a fundamental right. Denying a man his nativistic need for the thrill of speeding across open waters is inhumane and cold hearted.
Paying for contraception for sex craved Georgetown coeds is a burden the tax payers won't be able to afford.
The cheaper solution is to cure her sex drive- buy her a wedding cake.
Seems to always work.
And congrats to who mentioned that a while ago.