another thing ive heard : " When I get to SWA( or insert airline here) and see a GJ pilot on the new hire list I am going to the CP to get him fired"

THIS is completely my favorite! Heres how it will go unfortunately :

CP = Cheif Pilot

WP = Whining Pilot ( unjustified at that)

WP : Sir , so and so in the new hire class is a dirtbag and a bad person....blah blah or a scab.....( insert lie here)

CP : Well how do you know him/her and what did they do?

WP: ( has to lie at this point ) ....uh i dont know them really.....but they are scabs....

CP : they crossed a picket line?

WP: uh no....but they are scum

CP: ok how so....

WP: tells GJ story

CP : thanks for coming in

after WP leave.....CP laughs and thinks where did they get THAT loser from!