Someone with a lizard on their avatar posted a picture that he lifted off his FAs Facebook page. She was wearing a swimsuit and wasn't too hard on the eyes.

Then Bar pointed out an "oddity" on the picture and ruined the mood.

Then ACL did some detective work and shut down the shenannigans, but not before Clamp figured out who she was and stalker-bid the month of April with her.

And the rest you can figure out reading the last three pages.