Negative, the pattern is full.

Oh, OK. How bout now?

No.

OK, cool. Cool. So y'all enjoy that pizza?

It was alright.

And the flat screens?

Watching them right now.

Cool, cool. So that inboard available yet?

No, still full. You'd have to be a quarter mile intrail of a foreign A380.

That's fine. we'll take it.

I wasn't offering, that was a joke.

Oh. So we're cleared for the option then, or.......?

No. Winds two seven zero at 30 gusting to 45, cleared to land runway two eight.

We can take 8 Right if it'll help y'all out.

Srsly? Did you not just hear, whatever, nevermind.

We'd like to put 26 Left on request.

Denied.

Tower I have Ray Lahood's number, advise ready to copy.

Unable. Cleared to land two eight.

Man this place is worse than Philly. At least we're making whale pay.