Hi guys, I need a little help. I am growing tired of this Chem-trail cr#p getting around the troll holes on the net.

Is their a short sharp retort you guys use to dispel this myth as I find eyes start to glaze over when I talk about pilot fuel logs and the 'carbon weight' of volatiles?

As I'm sure you realize [by my username] I am an enthusiast, not a flying pilot. And yes I know the saying 'don't feed the trolls' but when your friends [that aren't NORMALLY stupid] are buying into this its hard not to bite.

Many thanx in advance and thanks to Airline Pilot Forums for allowing non pilots to join. I have learned quite alot.

Jason