I love it when pilots argue...

Pilot 1: "I'm right. You're wrong!"

Pilot 2: "No, I'm right. You won't change my mind, but here's why you should change yours..."

Pilot 1: "No, I'm right. Here are some other non-pertinent facts that will help us argue some more..."

Pilot 2: "I'm a doctor in my free time, so now you need to listen."

Pilot 1: "Yeah, well, I bet you're a terrible one and my wife's hot."

Pilot 2: "No she's not..."

And on and on and on....