I can remember a time way back in the day when I almost had to drop a Stanley Steamer in a Captains flight bag. Unfortunately, some A-hole spiked my triple rum and coke with a bunch of pepto bismol the night before. I felt like I was about to explode, however my rectum wouldn't budge. This was extremely painful and I hope that no person has to endure the discomfort I did on that dreadful afternoon. Had I not fallen victim to the whole dropping garbage in other peoples drink movement, I may have had one hell of a story for everyone. It would have been glorious, I can still picture the little midget running off in tears to our CP.

P.S. The crapper in El Segundo Rules!!!!