He could go to the Redskins and disappear like everyone else that enters that black hole.

He could go to the Bears. They never had a QB and their coach doesn't believe in QBs, so he's an improvement. Newk?

About Seattle? Do they play on tv?

Jacksonville, man no offense to anyone who loves Jax, but wow, DEN to JAX would be painful. Although he'd be home. But he was home schooled, so is that really home?

Atlanta? He could come here and learn what it's like not to win.

Carolina? Well, they already have a Peyton/Tebow mix at QB. War Cam Eagle.

Cleveland! Because it would take an act of God to make that place relevant and sell jerseys, and so here's their chance!

He could go to Denver? Oh right. Well, Elway's got to be so excited. Peyton!? Get rid of the Tebow thing! Crowd loves him again... until Peyton gets injured and is out. Where's Tebow? You SOB!