About that survey, remember when you fill it out, the answers will be going directly to the Company's Negotiating Team, and they can throw that right back in the face of our team;

"See? According to OUR survey, YOUR PILOTS only want a 5% raise...and oh, they love the hat, and none of them want to fly RJ's..."

So be sure you answer with that in mind.

Oh, and I've been told "Money Can't Buy Happiness".

OK, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right along side it!

Give me the money, then I'll decide if I'm happy about it!