Originally Posted by FlyZ

The more I think about it, the more I like the faithful wife analogy.

We are the faithful wife that just wants a good marriage and to be appreciated. Not just complimented, but appreciated...flowers, jewelry, etc. Management has been saying he loves us, while staying late at work and hooking up with cheap floozies he meets on Craigslist. They are fun to hang around, but he is starting to see that their tans and long legs only go so far. They aren't the kind of girls he wants to bring home to his parents' house for Thanksgiving dinner.

Now get this...he has been wasting money on this one special bimbo, Kristi, for 10 or 15 years. But now she is getting out of control with his credit card, so he has decided to dump her. This is where it gets interesting, and infuriating. He is coming to us, his unsuspecting and loving wife, and asking us to pawn some of our jewelry to pay off her credit card debt. Even worse, he has his sights set on a new stripper named Candy, with even longer legs, a darker tan, and a belly button piercing. He is wondering if there is ANY chance we would be willing to move in to a smaller place so he can get an apartment with Candy. In exchange, he will stop seeing Kristi.

I don't know about you guys, but for me the answer is no.