Suck it United! Just when you arrogant jerks thought you were going to rule the skies, we came along and totally chock blocked you! Now your plans for world domination by using an incompetent regional that bid off more than it can chew have been foiled by Delta! Take THAT! Try and run a global powerhouse now! You just try!!!! Hahahaha!! Bwahahahahahaha!!!! Muhahahahahaha!!!!

Wait, what?

Isn't UCAL calling us up and offering to take the entire airline out to a steak dinner for ridding them of yet another poorly run regional with no RJ leases to be on the hook for and no penalties?

Yeah boy, we sure threw them into that there briar patch.