Originally Posted by
TheManager
Learned from a Navy buddy. Go to urinal number three and then casually say to unrinator on your right, "Hey, nice watch."
He used to give the AF guy in our class fits by doing this.
True story, back in our commuter days, a buddy and I were non revving and went into the washroom at ORD. Saturday Night Live had just done a skit with Alec Baldwin I think and I had to steal it. With ever urinal filled with business guys, I looked at my friend, looked down, looked back up and said, "nice pen!s". You could have heard a flipping pin drop with 30 guys in that room. He peed all over his pants he was laughing so hard. We still laugh about that.