Originally Posted by
OscartheGrouch
I am not sure if she purposely sang like that in order to be funny or if that is her real voice.
Doesn't matter though because that was pretty painful. What I don't get is why anyone would encourage her by applauding. Sure Mom and Dad might applaud when they are children but by now she should realize she has NO talent. I will certainly tell her myself if I ever hear something like that. I might not be very diplomatic either.
The Oscar
Does God have a return policy? If he gave me that voice, I'd give it back.
I think you may have just blown a massive opportunity by being forgettable.
I could sell you as a sleeping aid. I've never heard anything more boring in my life.
S
have off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.
If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.
Y
ou came in, you called yourself champagne and you sounded like house wine.
I presume there was no mirror in your dressing room tonight.
My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't.
If you had sung like this 2,000 years ago, people would have stoned you.
You look a little odd, your dancing is terrible, the singing was horrendous, and you look like one of those creatures that live in the jungle with the massive eyes. What do they call those? Bush babies.
---Simon Cowell
ahhhh... but if just ONE PERSON says that was great...