Originally Posted by
FlyJSH
Not quite correct. They will reimburse you for it if:
1. prior to purchase you submit a request form in triplicate
2. send in five copies of the receipt (one on white paper, two on goldenrod, one tarragon, and one pearlized opal)
3. you can wield a crow bar big enough to pry it out of SM's tight-fisted claw.
You forgot that the receipts must be delivered by a midget dressed like Elvis on Fridays between 1618 and 1622.
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