Originally Posted by
FlyJSH
Not quite correct. They will reimburse you for it if:
1. prior to purchase you submit a request form in triplicate
2. send in five copies of the receipt (one on white paper, two on goldenrod, one tarragon, and one pearlized opal)
3. you can wield a crow bar big enough to pry it out of SM's tight-fisted claw.
Classic Delta story: A Captain's hat blew off and was run over by a truck. His claim to be reimbursed for the cost of a new one was denied, so on the next trip, he told the S/O: "Let me fill out the pay sheet this time."
When the pay sheet was turned in, clerks were puzzled by a note in the "remarks" section: "The hat's in there. You find it."
