When jumpseating the captain introduces himself as "Hi, I'm CAPTAIN *&^%". Duh!!!!!!!! Or the ones who only introduce themselves on the welcome PA without mentioning the REST of the crew! BTW, when giving the weather report, how many passengers know what a "broken cloud" or "6 KNOTS" is? I asked a guy who used to do that and he said EVERYONE knows.............so we asked five FA's and not one single one of them knew! (He changed his PA after that)...............so he's NOT a tool anymore.....LOL
