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Old 04-17-2012, 09:21 AM
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My "douche of the month award" are the guys that start off by showing you pictures of their "toys".

Usually, such lack of class hardly puts you in the running for douche status, and only relegates you to the "minor tool" category.

But then the very first picture is of their girlfriend, nearly always clad in some cheap lingerie from that french place at the mall, Jacque Penney.

After regailing you with all of her attributes, which he questionably labels as "talents", this guy proceeds to show you pictures of his house, second house, car, boat, second boat, and so on.

At the very end of this macabe display, just when you thought you could relax, this guy shows you a picture of his wife and kids.

The best part of this is in six to eight months, when you fly with this guy again, you get to listen to four days of ranting and raving about how his soon-to-be ex-wife is taking him to the cleaners in the divorce, and the girlfriend left him to date her personal trainer.

Epic.

Nu

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