Oh jeeze sailing, lighten up
The original poster even called himself a tool for starting the thread. It's just for fun. I have another one by the way:
The Captain I flew with when I was at my previous airline job that told me he had started "his own business". I said "oh what kind of business is it?" Then I ended up having to hear his entire lecture, including diagrams and demonstrations that was all part of a pyramid scheme (literally an hour!) on stickers that make pain go away, make you super strong, or have good dreams among other silly claims, while he tried to get me to not only buy them (for only about $50 for 4 stickers!!) but also become a seller too. Which, by the way, he did not come up with on his own, he simply "started his own business" by being sold into it by someone else (as those schemes go)