Okay, got it... of course no pro pilot blindly follows FD bars without verifying they are correct. Now, lets get back to some good tool stories.

Here's one. I'm flying with a "hair guy." You know the kind. Spends way too much time on his hair, never wears the hat, has two cell phones, one for the wife, one for the girlfriends, talks a lot about how much money he makes on his stock-broker side business, carries pics of his porshe...etc.

So it's my leg, just about clean-up altitude he says "Oh Sh!t"(just what you want to hear at clean-up altitude"), I say "***?", he comes back with "I forgot to comb the gel out of my hair!" 100% true