Lets see, Ive heard of a guy stripping down to his underwear in the cockpit to apply lotion on himself because his skin was so dry. Also a FDAL LCA on a FNWA crewed flight yelling at the FA because his meal wasnt on fine china like they DAL way. Lots of stories of the guy Luv2rotate is referring to, "Mclovin". Theres a guy here too that gives the FO a broken leg off a barbie doll when it is your leg, apparently he get confused on whos leg it is so he needs to be able to see it on your side at all times. O and lastly I was in 1st class commuting home for Thanksgiving and the guy next to me looks at me and tells me the help doesnt deserve to sit up front and I should be in back.