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Old 04-21-2012 | 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Express pilot
Vikings moving to LA. Delta will close MSP and open DFW. Don't need a hub without an NFL team. Just like MEM
for a moment I thought you were for real about the Vikings. Everytime I hear about a team moving I recall a funny opening to a horrible movie:

Soon it was commonplace for entire teams to change cities in search of greater profits.

The Minneapolis Lakers moved to Los Angeles, where there are no lakes.

The Oilers moved to Tennessee, where there is no oil.


The Jazz moved to Salt Lake City, where they don't allow music.

The Oakland Raiders moved to L.A. and then back to Oakland. No one in Los Angeles seemed to notice.

The search for greener pastures went on unabated. Continued expansion diluted the talent pool, forcing owners to recruit heavily from prisons, mental institutions, and Texas