Okay, Scambo1, I'll engage.


I must be a tool because:

I always wear my hat because my head gets cold.
I wear long sleeves because I fear skin cancer.
I give F/O's the choice of I either buy the beer, or I do walk-arounds, but not both.
Maybe it's getting close to time to retire, I have walked down the concourse with my fly open. Thank God, so far, it's been when I wearing my uniform jacket. Maybe I should start wearing it year around.

This is why I'm a tool.