I've got a couple knock-offs in my drawer. Once I realized that the kind of places I hang out in I was likely to get my arm cut off for a fake "Lolex", I decided the drawer was the best place for them.

Wouldn't that be the ultimate tragedy, getting cut or shot by some lowlife to get what he thinks is a 5k watch... maybe I'm actually getting some of that wisdom thing which comes with old age... or it's just the waning of the testosterone....