now now, single guys, marriage is a blast. you just have to marry the right person. then you won't be screaming in the mirror.

ask yourself, do you want to see this every morning?



yes?

well, it's easy. do you look like this and make millions upon millions of dollars in hollywood?



if not, you're out of luck.

now you can come close, but wait til niether of you have slept all night, all week, all month, for a year... for years!!!