Originally Posted by
Royer
And: I knew a flight instructor with the license plate "PILOT". He once walked into the instuctor's lounge where we were all chatting and said, "Ask me something I don't know". True story.
Should asked him to describe a nude female. Bet he's never seen one.
At NJA we carry (maybe "carried" if they have the ipads yet) one set of charts for the airplane. We pull the charts we need before we takeoff and mark where they were in the binder with multi-colored plastic paper clips. On more than one occasion I heard the story of one particular goon who wanted the clips color coded, or matching. Something along those lines. Never flew with that guy, but I did have one raise holy hell on short final because I didn't type the landing clearance in the scratchpad. He took it upon himself to do so, finishing about the time we were crossing the fence. He was flying.....