That Guy...
You know,That Guy...When you have a 3 hour sit and find an empty gate,maybe even a place to plug in your laptop -score ! Serenity now..Then...You hear Him before you see Him...Yammering into a bluetooth about some sales campaign kickoff and a meeting with Tom in Cleveland on Thursday.He keeps walking...And talking...All the way to the seat next to you !! You got the whole airport to sit in ! *** ? As Brian Regan says "Oh,it's all about YOU,Mr. You Planet".
Second would be the clueless parents getting lit at Vino Volo while their rug rats use the food court as a playground.
And my fave: "Ground,Pan Global 869,taxi with the current ATIS..(Or "with the numbers).." IT has a letter for a reason,TOOL !