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Originally Posted by
Jack Bauer
I think it was is Dr Evil's father, who also married a french prostitute named chole that had webbed feet

Yes, as it turns out you are correct Sir! It was indeed his father...
His father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. And his mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. Glad we have it set straight now