This about sums it up....Fresh off the press.

United Airlines Hurt By Passenger And Employee Complaints - Business Travel - Portfolio.com

Pilots: "Jeff, have you heard the latest"??

Jeff: "Relax guys! Yesterday, we (UCH) JUST got the Best North American Airline with service to China......I got this".

Pilots: "Jeff, your pathetic"

Disclaimer: <Sarcasim> abound.....No animals were harmed by way of the above exchange.