Haha!! Right. I forgot how you and I are friends and you know everything about me. I forgot that time when we were in college together and you puked all over yourself because you can't hold your liquor. Oh, the times we had! And then later when we got hired at GoJet together, we said, "Screw those guys with real contracts!" I remember. You and me, GlobeTreker, friends forever.

Get real, dude. Here's why you get a bachelor's degree: You are going to get furloughed and need a back up plan. Period.