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Old 05-15-2012 | 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by forgot to bid
And why would we merge with Alaska? Why pay for the cow giving you free milk to sell?
Because then we can pump the cow full or rBST, maximize its milk production until it runs dry, then slaughter it, dividing it up into various cuts - with ribeye, prime, filet, T-Bones / porterhouse, etc, on down to the lesser cuts being distributed on down the line (seniority based, of course - with a pull out plug-in scheme for the vegetarians among us) - and then we'll skin the thing and make cowboy boots for the Dallas commuters.

For our pièce de résistance we'll take the cow's discards and turn it into that pink slime and sell it to the SWA guys for use in their employee cafeteria burgers.

WINNING.