MM, this is serious stuff and could affect one of our guys professionally and financially. To infer that this guy's( the Rat) behavior is characteristic of Air Force pilots would be akin to me saying that hijacking FedEx jets and trying to crash them into the Hub is a characteristic of Navy pilots, because of Auburn "Ben Dover" Calloway. It would be wrong, stupid and very unfunny. If the guy wants to be funny, how about starting with "this guy walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder..............."

BTW, in days of yore, you could use your for you're if it suited ya'll. We can ask FH, he's been around for a long time.