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Woman wearing hot pink duct tape attacks Seattle Police officers

by KING 5 News
KING5.com
Posted on May 20, 2012 at 12:56 PM

A woman wearing hot pink duct tape attacked several officers trying to subdue her after she caused a disturbance at a Seattle tavern.
Police say at about 8 p.m. Saturday, officers were dispatched to a disturbance at the tavern on 2nd W and W. Mercer. A customer had stripped off her clothes and placed hot pink duct tape on her upper body area. When the woman was ordered to leave, she refused, then attacked the bartender and another female customer.
As officers were arriving the suspect ran outside and down the street, running into the KFC/ Taco Bell restroom to hide.
She was escorted outside and placed into handcuffs. As officers tried to place her inside the police car she again “freaked out” and began kicking at the legs and head of one officer. While trying to pull her back completely inside the police car the suspect was able to do an over-the-head back flip and tumbled out the other side of the patrol car.
As officers attempted to get the woman under control, she kicked one officer in the head, causing a slight concussion. Another officer was kicked in the hand, which severed the tendon in his right pinkie finger. The third officer was kicked in the jaw, causing a slight dislocation.
All three officers and the suspect were taken to Harborview Medical Center. The suspect became out of control at the hospital and had to be given medication that eventually knocked her unconscious.
The officers were treated and released, as was the suspect, who was then booked into King County Jail for Investigation of assault.