Here is the resignation letter my girlfriend would have liked to have turned in when she left Comair. I had to chuckle at the letter but she was pretty miserable there.

RE: Resignation

Dear Mr. Joe Blow Chief Pilot:

Please consider this letter my formal resignation from your sh*tty company. My position as First Officer at Comair has by far been one of the worst jobs in my life. I do not see how you think you run a professional airline. You have no respect for your employees; therefore, I have no respect for you. You have shown me no professional courtesy since I have been here so I will show you none as well. My resignation will be effective immediately. I will not give you two weeks notice because you do not deserve it. I hope it causes you great problems with your scheduling. I do hereby resign my seniority, along with all benefits and privileges therefore provided. Oh, that’s right, there are NO benefits to working for your company. So, simply stated, you can literally take this job and shove it!

(Up) Yours Truly,

Xxxxx X. Xxxxx