Originally Posted by
ShyGuy
I would have responded, "I'm sorry...... my pet cricket has restless leg syndrome......."
0.5% of airline pilots would have gotten the reference.
Ehh, it was a long 4 day and I was flying with Micromanage Mike.....pretty sure making any comment on guard would've had him putting in an ASAP.
Maybe jack off is too strong of a word, but after hearing it continuously on multiple legs jack off comes to mind.
Recycling should be for paper, plastics, and cans only, please discard your jokes in the appropriate receptacle when done.
Originally Posted by
DeadHead
Being sensitive and getting offended too easily = Tool
Wait....did I just call myself a tool.
