"Fantasy Island" (Noun) - a 1970's television series created by Gene Levitt wherein visitors to a resort island paradise came to realize a negative cost/benefit analysis for the realization of their dreams. Huh! You know, that's funny you should mention what my career turned into under the astute and watchful eye of antiquated, inflexible, unions. It's rather ironic that every time I see my union rep he's accompanied by the ghost of Herve Villechaize??