Originally Posted by
Timbo
My next door nighbor is a mid 50's ish house wife who tells me she is deathly afraid of flying...and then I see her driving her Surburban around town at 50mph in a school zone, texting!!
When she asked, "Aren't you afraid of flying now, with all these terrorists trying to blow up airpalnes..." etc. I told her, "No, I'm afraid of driving, surrounded by a bunch of women who are texting!"
How about putting on makeup, texting, or yacking on the mobile, drinking coffee and smoking a ciggy all while barrelling through town at 50MPH during stop and go traffic too

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