I had one where I was deadheading in the back in uniform. I had fallen asleep for a bit, and upon me waking up, the lady sitting next to me looks over and says "So, you must want to be a pilot someday?"

...Nah, I just dress up like this to pick up chicks.... (I didn't say that, I think I said something to the effect of "I think I've already got that checked off...")